Stolen from as a "thank you for watching me" ... or something like that ...

Your real name: Karma
Age: 25. I'm OLD!!
Height: 4'11³/₄"
Natural hair colour: Blonde/brunette/red/grey (It's like a pathwork)
Eye colour: Grey-blue
Skin color: I'm a Pinkskin, baby
Glasses/contacts?: Glasses
Piercings: 2 holes in each earlobe (now closed)
Tattoos: Nope
Braces: Nah
Mannerisms: Talking really fast
Other distinctive markings: Got a few dark freckles on my left (face) cheek and my birthmark is a smudge of freckles under my left shoulder blade.

FAVOURITE...
Color: Red, white, black, silver, green, yellow, blue, purple ... that's about it.
Band: Forever changes. Wings at the moment
Video game: Pokemon. It's the only game I can win.
Movie: Kung Pow: Enter The Fist ... although I haven't seen it in ages ...
Book: Temple by Matthew Reilly. I still want a pet rapa!!
Food: Pizza
Game on a cell phone: *is stumped* Solitaire?
CD: *is stumped again* I usually just splurge on iTunes.
Flower: Frangipani
Scent: Sandlewood and the ocean
Animal: RAPA!! Also, you know, dogs, wolves, dinosaurs, pretty much anything mythological
Comic book: I really only read manga, which I don't know are technically comic books.
Cereal: Don't eat it anymore - I've developed a rather strong dislike for milk - but I love Sultana Bran.
Website: dA, facebook, myvirtualmakeover.com
Cartoon: CAPTAIN PLANET! Also Tin Tin, Victor and Hugo, Pinky and the Brain, Fairly Odd Parents ... that's about it for my absolute top faves.

DO YOU...
Play an instrument?: No, but I'd love to learn the sax (no lung power) and the drums (no sense of rhythm).
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: I can barely pay attention long enough to watch the three shows I do enjoy. That's only two and a half hours. No way I'm clocking up 60. (Then again, I'm on the computer a heck of a lot ...)
Like to sing?: Yes. I'm bad at it, but I do love it.
Have a job?: Yes.
Have a cell phone?: Yes
Like to play sports?: Sure!
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No to both.
Have a crush on someone?: Yes.
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: My whole life. *shock*
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Nope.
Have any special talents/skills?: Procrastination.
Exercise daily?: I get out of bed...
Like school?: Now that I'm not going, sure!

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: No. I used to be able to sing Big Bird's alphabet song, though ... but I've forgotten all the words now. (You know, the song where he thought the alphabet was one big word?)
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes. Not for long, and it ain't pretty, but it can be done.
Speak any other languages?: Fangirl?
Go a day without food?: Been there, done that.
Remember your dreams: All the time ... well, 98% of the time
Read music, not just tabs?: No.
Roll your tongue?: Too easy
Eat a whole pizza?: Yes.

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: Nope.
Snuck out of the house?: Sorta. When I was 14, I walked out the front door when everyone else was eating dinner. No one noticed I was gone for hours. TT_TT
Lied to get out of trouble?: When I was younger. Now I just stay out of trouble to start with.
Had a computer crash?: YES!
Gotten lost in your city?: All the time (unless I know exactly where I'm going and how I'm getting there)
Seen a shooting star?: Yes.
Been to any other countries?: No.
Had serious surgery?: Not even minor surgery.
Stolen something important to someone else?: Only their sanity. I sold it on the black market.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Yes ... sure ... ... "solved" ...
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Not since I was about eight. How little I've lived...
Cried over a girl?: My mum, when my parents first split.
Cried over a boy?: My brother, at his funeral.
Kissed a random stranger?: Nope.
Hugged a random stranger?: Been hugged BY a random stranger, but never initiated the attack.
Been in a fist fight?: With my brothers, yes.
Been arrested?: When I and a group of friends tried to run away in Year 9, Dubbo cops picked us up at the train station and took us to DoCs. Also got a lift home with a different Dubbo officer when I was left behind in Dubbo when I was in Year 10 (only I didn't do anything wrong that time)
Done drugs?: Only prescription ... as prescribed.
Had alcohol?: Yes.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: No.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Nope. I used to share a bathroom with 4 males. You don't do ninja visits to the loo with 4 guys around, they tend to barge in on you because they think it's empty...
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Stupid teacher's strikes! If I made the effort to get out of bed and into my uniform, y'all should've been making the effort to educate me!!
Swore at your parents?: No. I've never had a death wish.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: It was an accident, I swear!! I was sitting on a railing, swinging my legs and he walked right into my foot! True story.
Been to a casino?: No.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Probably killed millions of ants and the like in my day.
Broken a bone?: Never my own.
Gotten stitches?: Nope.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Yes.
Made homemade muffins?: Dude. Yes.
Bitten someone?: Yes.
Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld?: No. I've been to Wonderland, though! I was two or three, and Fred & Barney scared the crap outta me.
Burped in someone’s face?: Never on purpose (and I scared me more than I did them).

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning.
Cried: Oooh ... can't remember. Stress tends to build up, forcing me to randomly burst into tears when I feel fine, but I can't remember the last time it happened (so I'm probably due...)
Went to the bathroom: Lunchtime.
Saw a movie in a theatre: Last Friday. Saw 2012 with my brother. Was more awesome than words describe. Also saw the trailer to Avatar ... I will cry if I don't get to see that movie.
Read a book: Um ... Saturday! I read a book my brother bought on all these different ways you can die. ... It was actually funny. In a icky sort of way.
Had a snow day: Never. *pouts*
Had a party: Like ... a party party? Um ... when I was 13.
Went to a doctor: A few months back when I had the flu. I needed a medical certificate to get paid for my sick days.
Tripped in front of someone: Dude. I trip so often I don't notice if I have an audience anymore.
Got sick: Few months back. Flu.
Got cursed: Never in living memory, unless someone I know is secretly a witch doctor or something.
Called someone: A few minutes ago. Receptionist, baby.

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Depends what's on offer. Veggies, usually.
Black/white: Black.
Lights on/lights off: Off.
TV/movie: Movie
Body spray/lotion: Spray. Quicker to put on & less messy.
Cash/check: Cold hard cash
Pillows/blankets: Blanket. No, pillow. No, blan ... sheets?
Headache/stomach ache: They're both equally unpleasant, although I'm more used to headaches.
Paint/charcoal: Doesn't bother me either way, I don't use either.
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese
Summer/winter: Winter (and not winer, although the booze would help keep you warm ... especially if there was an open flame nearby...)
Snow/rain: Rain.
Fog/misty: What's the difference? Both.
Rock/rap: Rock.
Meat/vegetarian: I eat meat!
Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla.
Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles.
Cake/pie: Cake.
Strawberries/blueberries: *ponders* Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool. I like knowing chances of meeting jellyfish, crabs and sharp, broken shells are minimal.
Cookies/muffins: I'll take either as long as they don't have nuts.
Wallet/pocket: Handbag.
Window/door: Door. Leaving just got easier!
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Who on Earth is Chespirito? Chaplin FTW!
Pink/purple: Purple.
Cat/dog: Dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Looooong!
Pants/shorts: ... Aren't they both pants? And by "pants" do you mean trousers or underwear or what? Well, trousers at any rate.
Winter break/spring break: Don't fuss about either, I never get time off anyway.
Spring/autumn: Autumn.
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds.
Moon/Mars: Moon. Their aliens only really attack when we invade. Those Martians are invading us all the time.
Questions/Answers: Am I asking or being asked? Questions, either way.
War/Peace: What kind of idiot would honestly answer "war"?!

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: Yes/
What's the most important kind of love for you?: Friendship at the moment, may move into a romantic category if I ever find someone.
Have you ever been in love?: I don't think so, but I don't really know what it feels like to really be in love.
Been close to love?: Again, I don't think so.
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Nope.
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Nope.
Are you in a relationship?: Nope.
If so, for how long?: ... Look up, dear.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: No.
What is your idea of the best date?: Pizza at home with Jackie Chan on the telly.
What was your first kiss like?: Nasty.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 16.
Do you think love is worth nothing?: I think it's worth a lot.
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: ... *draws blank*
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Yes.
Have you ever been dumped?: No.
Have you ever dumped someone?: Yes.

I...
Am: Woman, hear me roar.
Want: To go home.
Need: A hug.
Love: Pizza
Hate: Celery
Feel: Bored
Did: See what you did there.
Miss: Dad
Am annoyed by: My work hours.
Would rather: Be asleep
Am tired of: Working
Will always: Love you

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Rock
What time is it now?: 5.32pm
How much money do you have right now?: Not enough. Not nearly enough.
Are you hungry right now?: Ye... no, actually.
What are you doing right now?: I should be doing the back-up and going home.
Frank N Furter: Either we're talking hotdogs or sweet transvestites. Which is it?
Rocky: Horror or Stallone?
Do you like parades?: No
Do you like the moon?: Yes. That's where Mr Squiggle lives.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Go home
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Morphing/shapeshifting

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: Reasonably
Cool?: Not even close
Pretty?: Sure.
Sarcastic?: *raises brow*
Lazy?: ... ... ... Yes. *hangs head*
Hyper?: Nope.
Friendly?: *thinks* Meh.
Evil?: ... Uh, why no. Never. Not me. No sir.
Unforgettable?:
Smart?: Nope.
Strong?: Not if we're talking physically.
Talented?: Nah.
Dorky?: Absolutely

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: Holy crap I'm in the air ... STOP TOUCHING ME!! I KEEL YOU!!
Lonely: Shannon Noll
Pen: Doodle. ... Er... the drawing kind. Wait. ... I'm going to stop now. (This is what happens when dirty-minded people read over your shoulder as you type.)
Flower: Power!
Window: Glass
Psycho: Psychic
Brain freeze: Ice cream
Strange: Normality
Sassy: After reading ~RedKaiKen's answer, I can't think of anything else but the cat from Homeward Bound either.
Suffering: Owies.
Art: Pretty...

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Not voluntarily.
Run away?: Tried it.
Curse at a teacher?: Nope.
Not take a shower for a week?: What? Eww. No!
Ask someone out?: Bravery. I lacks it.
Unscrew your cell phone to see what's inside?: Nope.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: That's pretty pointless. People would find out anyway - I'm too honest to make a convincing liar.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: I'd love to (as long as I got to choose which country I was going to).
Go scuba diving?: Oooooh yes please!
Write a book?: I'd have to find the patience.
Assemble a computer?: I've done that.
Become a rock star?: Nope.
Have a long-distance relationship?: Nah, I kinda suck at keeping in touch.
Marry someone you don't know?: Not if I had a choice (unless they were really cute).

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY )
What kind of computer do you have?: IBM Thinkpad at home, HP XP desktop at work.
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): Nada.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Nope, that's just a waste of money.
How many posters do you have in your room?: Two wolf ones that still haven't made it up onto my wall.
Who else should take this quiz?: Captain Planet